Goat

We don’t give a flock.
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for independent thinking.

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Chew the Future

Wily. Wiry. Weird. Fairly independent and out-of-the-box thinkers. Generally sneaky. They’ll eat just about anything with organic matter. They are responsible for goat cheese, goat milk, and yes, cashmere sweaters. They’re unusual, but they’re cool because of it. Once you start thinking like a goat, there’s no going back. They have a hidden dark side. That’s why they listen to Norwegian death metal.

ISSUES

Recycling
Universal dental insurance
Better tasting paper
Spreading goodwill

FAVORITE COLOR

Green or Red

BREAKFAST CLUB EQUIVALENT

Judd Nelson (Bender)

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