#teamsheep

SHEEP HAPPENS

Gentle. Good. Giving. They do what’s best for the flock, and make sure everyone is included. They give of their own hair for the good of mankind. Running away is pretty much the best option. After all, how many sheep can a wolf eat in one sitting? So boring they’ll put you sleep. Underneath it all, they’re totally catty. Hope your shearing goes well! And don’t get them started on black sheep.

ISSUES

Stronger fences
Soothing shaving gel for all
Family rights
Right to warmth

FAVORITE COLOR

Purple

BREAKFAST CLUB EQUIVALENT

Cross between Ally Sheedy & Molly Ringwald

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