Goats implicated in recent recycling scandal

Many barnyard residents who have been carefully sorting their garbage according to recycling guidelines were shocked to learn that almost all of it was being consumed by goats. Despite charging higher removal fees for the items intended for recycling, goats were seen dining on tin cans, plastic bottles, and glass jars. Goat spokesman and Lunar New Year candidate, Goat, spoke out. “These things are indigestible. We are simply prepping them for the recycling center. Please! Follow any of us around and check our leavings for tin, plastic, or glass. I dare you.” When asked if goats were possibly addicted to the glue on the outside of said containers, Goat promptly ended the press conference.