It’s a story goats have carried with them for countless generations. Long ago, groups of goats would act strangely after grazing in certain areas. More full of energy. Even quirkier than usual. Their human counterparts, one day, followed them up the hillside, which was difficult for them but easy for a goat. Once there, they found the goats eating a strange bean that grew on a particular plant. Later, these humans found that these beans would make a wonderful drink called coffee. Many goats have called it the “Great Swindle” and have asked for reparations from humans and their wildly successful international coffee-serving chains.