Ram climbed Mount Everest without even a jacket

His own mother shivered when she heard his plan to attack the summit of Mt. Everest without even packing a jacket. Only bringing some light snacks in a neon-pink fanny pack, he put on his headphones, turned on some “sweet tunes” and hoofed it off to Nepal to begin acclimating to the altitude. After getting bored with just sitting around at base camp, he snuck out in the middle of the night without his guide. After a couple days, surviving on “frozen berries and snow,” he reached the peak. Triumphant, he quickly descended to announce his victory. Everest officials would not award him the traditional plaque because it is required to have eyewitnesses of this accomplishment. Ram only replied “Whatever. This is lame. I’m out.”