Spring fashion report – wool is the new black.

While wool is normally worn in the winter, heavy rains predicted for this spring have many turning to a fresh crop of wool to keep them warm and cozy all season long. Word inside the fence is that this is a plot by Goat to further deplete already low wool reserves in order to raise the price and demand of cashmere, made from goat hair. Other sources are claiming this is an attempt by Sheep to look younger – with a fresh haircut – right before the election. Both Goat and Sheep declined to comment. Ram, at a press conference, reiterated his position that “Fashion is a total waste of time.”